If i come over, it means nothing
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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