"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
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I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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