All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
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a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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