i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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