i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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