I've blown a few things in my day
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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