perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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