My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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