We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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