And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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