Me too!
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
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is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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