the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
you never un-have a 4some
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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