Well douche your snatch and let's go!
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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