You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
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We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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