I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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