I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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