i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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