But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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