I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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