I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
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