fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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