everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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