Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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