I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
