if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
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i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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