We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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