I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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