her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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