I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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