My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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