What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
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I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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