do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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