So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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