Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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