Are we in a gay sports bar?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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