Christians are straight up FREAKS
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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