he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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