thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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