I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
