Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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