i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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