I can tuck mytits in my pants
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
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You. Win. At. Life.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
try to milk me bitch
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