I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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