I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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