I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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