Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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