There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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