What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."