okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.