Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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