On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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