Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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